Mauled

This may be controversial
Like a Dixie chicks commercial
But I'm talking reversal
Of the way we've all been thinking
I'm speaking about linking
The flavor and the pink thing
It should taste like when you're drinking
A beverage you enjoy
So, how come we don't employ
Matching girl and boy
Like comparing chips ahoy
With the elves that live in trees
I say when on your knees
You shouldn't want to heave
If your stomach contents leave
That's biology 101
But if their flavor makes you come
To the conclusion that it's fun
You probably shouldn't run
Away like you usually do
Because, if balls are never blue
Because you like to eat the glue
You should prolly stick with who
Makes you say "it's not that bad"
If it's the best you've ever had
Because the others made you gag
The kettles colored black
Passing on your soul food mate
But if it makes you clean the plate
Then we're talking more than fate
The next time you're on a date
Put my theory to the test
Tell your partner nothing less
Than the truth inside your chest
Tell them you want to skip the mess
And the nonsense known as dating
We can skip straight to the tasting
There's no need for silly waiting
No fights that lead to hating
Just a simple interaction
That way no one needs a mask and
We always no know what's happenin'
If you didn't need a napkin
Then you sure don't waste a drop
I think that should be the top
Of your list while liking chops
If we dated how we grocery shop
We might find what we are looking for
It's so strange we don't do more
When we arrange who we adore
I think it's time our minds explore
Some new and better options
See, if someone tastes like toxins
It's a signal you should stop then
You avoid you getting caught in
Someone else's holy net
To me, its game and set
Matching the clever bet
The next time your shore's all wet
My voice is all you hear
Screaming through your ears
You may think it's kinda weird
But, just put down your fear
And let biology find your happiness


I think it's all about the flavor
I think it's all about the taste
Like a crock is to a gator
I think biology's at play
If it's something that you savour
You need to put it in a safe
But if you're swallowing a razor
Your body's screaming run away

If I'm quicker than a laser
Because you made me win the race
Then you fit me tailor
You're worth every penny paid
But if you're looking for a savior
The answers sitting on your face
If they never made you say more
Then you never should've stayed